Happy Valentine's Day, Pillow!

1. DEFINITIONS

1.1 "The Husband" refers to the devastatingly handsome individual who created this webpage.

1.2 "The Wife" (aka Pillow, Cutie, Supercutie, Princess, lawda-lasan) refers to the most beautiful, terrifying-ChugalChotti-movie-loving human on earth.

1.3 "Fights" refers to discussions where The Wife is always right (even when she isn't, which is often, but we don't talk about that).

2. OBLIGATIONS OF THE HUSBAND

2.1 Watch all horror movies without complaining (or hiding behind pillow).

2.2 Accept that The Wife is in control (while quietly steering the ship).

2.3 Never tell her she's wrong.

3. OBLIGATIONS OF THE WIFE

3.1 Accept that she is wrong sometimes. (Just sometimes. Okay fine, rarely.)

3.2 Allow husband to call her Pillow, Cutie, Supercutie, and Princess.

3.3 Respect and love husband a little and his family a lot.

3.3 Stop starting fights about "Tum mujhe pyaar nhi krte"

4. DURATION

4.1 This agreement has no expiration date.

4.2 Any attempt to terminate will result in sad puppy eyes + no maggi.

4.3 Auto-renewal is enabled and cannot be disabled.

5. DISPUTE RESOLUTION

5.1 All disputes shall be resolved by The Wife, because apparently she is always "in control" and she does meditation nowadays.

5.2 The Husband reserves the right to say "Yes, pillow."

6. GOVERNING LAW

6.1 This relationship is governed by the Law of Love, which supersedes all other laws, logic, and reason.

6.2 Appeals may be submitted via hugs. Processing time: immediate.